Refreshment Enthusiasts Pillows

"Feel free to hydrate during my presentation."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'I'm an atheist!'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'The King of what?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

Beer Order

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

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"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

Whiskey wars

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Recipes for comfort drinks.

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

Rabbit Punch

"Do you want fries with that?"

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

Sharing Drinks.

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

"Don't feel bad. The rest of us can't hold our liquor either."

Scotch and soda on a drip.