Drinks Without Distractions Lovers Pillows

Happy Hour - No Smell of Cooking

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

On holiday.

Selling lemon latt�

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'No ice.'

'Steak Ted?'

Cat Nip.

Low-Energy Drinks

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

The Alpha Seltzer

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Dolphin friendly tuna

Beers

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'