Dreamer Of Big Catches Gifts

'Have you heard the fisherman's song. . .To dream the impossibe bream.'

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"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Man fishing with large bait

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

Fish talking about fisherman

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

So close... Yet so far.

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

'Get the net ready, Fred. I think I hooked a big one this time.'

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Dog picturing himself on stage.

Penalty

'Got something! That baby's at least ten pounds. Can't wait to see it surface.'

Unemployment Office. Apply Here. What type of hourly waage were you thinking about? The pro-baseball type!

'I can just see him twenty years down the road pitching for the Giants.'

"I slept funny!"

Fisherman get a good catch.

Stick Dreams

Last night I dreamed I was lying on a beach with Sandra Dee, and a big lifeguard asked to see my beach tag. I didn

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."