Dreamer Of Big Catches Mugs

'Have you heard the fisherman's song. . .To dream the impossibe bream.'

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"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Man fishing with large bait

Fish talking about fisherman

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

'Get the net ready, Fred. I think I hooked a big one this time.'

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Dog picturing himself on stage.

"We can try to reel him in, but if it scratches my boat, you're praying for it!"

'Got something! That baby's at least ten pounds. Can't wait to see it surface.'

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"I slept funny!"

Stick Dreams

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

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