Dramatic Ponderer Gifts

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Shakespeare was bisexual

"To be or not to be."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"Needs to get a life"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Frog Baby Names

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

Writer

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

Lost and Profound.

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

George Orwell

Jesus wept

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

Mime Tug-of-War

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

"now let's try one without the tusks."

Rodins rotten juggler

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"