Draft Demigod Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for the draft demigod who loves creative pursuits? Our collection blends humor and artistry, perfect for inspiring and amusing those with a flair for the fantastical. From whimsical mugs to witty t-shirts, find something special that captures their imaginative spirit and adventurous soul.

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"Still suffering from writer's block?" mockup

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

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Hate Platforms

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The MBA Draft

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'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,' mockup

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

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"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs." mockup

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

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'What'll it be?'

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"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

"I think earth's antivirus software expired." mockup

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

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'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.' mockup

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

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'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?' mockup

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

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"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..." mockup

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

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The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!" mockup

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

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'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.' mockup

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

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"I think Baxter needs a break."

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'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.' mockup

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

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'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade wine?'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade wine?' mockup

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade wine?'

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These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

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'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?' mockup

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'

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'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.' mockup

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

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"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password." mockup

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

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'Mom's always telling me to look both ways, don't talk to strangers, and change my passwords.'

'Mom's always telling me to look both ways, don't talk to strangers, and change my passwords.' mockup

'Mom's always telling me to look both ways, don't talk to strangers, and change my passwords.'

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"Right here is where you lost the narrative flow."

"Right here is where you lost the narrative flow." mockup

"Right here is where you lost the narrative flow."

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'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you installed it.'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you installed it.' mockup

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you installed it.'

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'It seems in the case of the late Little Miss Tuffet, where there's a will there's a whey.'

'It seems in the case of the late Little Miss Tuffet, where there's a will there's a whey.' mockup

'It seems in the case of the late Little Miss Tuffet, where there's a will there's a whey.'

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God creates humans.

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In an alternate universe, characters from the rough draft and finished manuscript of the same novel meet themselves at a cocktail party.

In an alternate universe, characters from the rough draft and finished manuscript of the same novel meet themselves at a cocktail party. mockup

In an alternate universe, characters from the rough draft and finished manuscript of the same novel meet themselves at a cocktail party.

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'This contract proposal needs more work. I'm not experiencing any twinges of guilt over it.'

'This contract proposal needs more work. I'm not experiencing any twinges of guilt over it.' mockup

'This contract proposal needs more work. I'm not experiencing any twinges of guilt over it.'

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'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...' mockup

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

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'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!' mockup

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

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"Oh, I don't mind being called 'Reaper', it's the 'Grim' part that gets me...my name is actually Darryl and I'm a pretty happy guy!"

"Oh, I don't mind being called 'Reaper', it's the 'Grim' part that gets me...my name is actually Darryl and I'm a pretty happy guy!" mockup

"Oh, I don't mind being called 'Reaper', it's the 'Grim' part that gets me...my name is actually Darryl and I'm a pretty happy guy!"

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"Mommy, can I help you feed the troll?" mockup

"Mommy, can I help you feed the troll?"

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I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online. mockup

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

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"Writing is... rewriting."

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Internet security illustration.

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Draft Demigod Gifts Collection

Draft Demigod Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for draft demigods who love to start their day with a touch of humor and mythic inspiration.

Draft Demigod Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that celebrate mythic creativity, perfect for making any space feel inspired by the draft demigod’s imaginative spirit.

Draft Demigod Prints

Browse vibrant prints to showcase their creative mythic energy. Ideal for bringing a bit of fantasy and fun into their home or studio.

Draft Demigod T-Shirts

Find witty and inspiring t-shirts for the creative draft demigod in your life. Comfortable and full of personality, they’re ideal for everyday adventures.