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The MBA Draft

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'What'll it be?'

Baseball Fantasy League Draft. 27 Trout. Everybody wants that rare player who can do it all on their team. Yeah, a player that hits for average and hits for power! Who is also terrific with a glove and has a strong throwing arm. All along with having great speed! Excuse me, I just don't understand it. Why are you always making such a big deal over a five-tool player?!

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

"I think Baxter needs a break."

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade wine?'

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

'Mom's always telling me to look both ways, don't talk to strangers, and change my passwords.'

"Right here is where you lost the narrative flow."

God creates humans.

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you installed it.'

'It seems in the case of the late Little Miss Tuffet, where there's a will there's a whey.'

In an alternate universe, characters from the rough draft and finished manuscript of the same novel meet themselves at a cocktail party.

'This contract proposal needs more work. I'm not experiencing any twinges of guilt over it.'

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

Pomeroy is terrified somebody will break into his files. A real case of "hackrophobia"!

"Mommy, can I help you feed the troll?"

"Oh, I don't mind being called 'Reaper', it's the 'Grim' part that gets me...my name is actually Darryl and I'm a pretty happy guy!"

"Writing is... rewriting."

Internet security illustration.