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'Kids! It's time to come in, it's getting dork outside!'

65 Million Years Ago

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

'Debate Club cheerleader. We have a lot in common. I was a total dork, too.'

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

Doggie Bowl Drill

Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'

Jurassic Ark

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

Dinosaur Pet Stores

"Sorry about this. Some kids from the neighborhood flushed a cherry bomb down our sub-atomic particle accelerator."

Tyrannosaurus Wrecked.

'Look out, he has a gun!'

'As part of the green revolution, our report cards were printed on biodegradable paper...'

"Did you have anything to do with the lawn sprinklers coming on?!"

Butler and his friend drinking in a cellar

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

Ted's confidence quickly fades.

'I know I'm not that affectionate, son. It's just not easy for me to give you hugs.'

'I've been looking everywhere for that!'

'I know that right now I don't have too much to offer to your daughter, but I promise you that in a few million years my fossilized remains will cost more than one hundred dollars a barrel.'

"Everything taste like pterodactyl to you."

The Pied Piper