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'Debate Club cheerleader. We have a lot in common. I was a total dork, too.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Fly Fishing

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'Distracting the fish.'

"I suppose you think that's funny."

Thumbing a Lift.

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

Football player taking the ball home.

Countess

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

'How many balloons did the kids tie to your doghouse?'

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

'I think he's in too much pain to answer!'

Pranking Zombies

"...and the King Cholesterol Meal comes with a side order of CPR."

Echo in the hippo.

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

Cat and mouse with elecrtical outlet.

"Remember when they just pinned a 'kick me' sign on your back?"

"Thanks for substituting. I left you some private notes in cursive."

The Death of Pierrot

"If we're to have a serious relationship Nigel, you must stop ringing my bell and running away."