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"Well, no wonder! You're blowing a dork call, not a duck call!"

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'The King of what?'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

A child and his dog

'Debate Club cheerleader. We have a lot in common. I was a total dork, too.'

Early Morning Roll Call.

Waiting Room For Godot.

"Can you recommend a suitable white wine to drink with my red wine?"

John Woodvine

...the onion rings

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

'He's expecting a letter from the dog biscuits sweepstakes.'

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"The clerk will call the roll."

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

"No, you hang up first. No, you!"

"First caller is Rudolph, from the North Pole, you're on Rudolph. What's your problem?!. . . And before you speak, lt me just remind everyone that I spent ten years as a detective specializing in tracking down prank callers and mercilessly destroying their self-esteem."

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

Robinson Crusoe on the phone - "Big job. No problem, it'll be done by Friday."

Phone Calls As a Child and As an Adult

"He wants to know if I'm alone."

Business executive has desk sign stating: I am in a meeting.

"I've been talking on this phone so much, I'm getting cauliflower ears."

"Terrific! A hit! Broadway at its best!"

Butler and his friend drinking in a cellar

'My son never called me until he became a telemarketer.'

"Thank you for holding, your prayers have advanced in the queue and will be answered by the next available deity."