Dork Call Enthusiast Gifts

"Well, no wonder! You're blowing a dork call, not a duck call!"

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'The King of what?'

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'Debate Club cheerleader. We have a lot in common. I was a total dork, too.'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

A child and his dog

Early Morning Roll Call.

Waiting Room For Godot.

...the onion rings

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'He's expecting a letter from the dog biscuits sweepstakes.'

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"The clerk will call the roll."

"No, you hang up first. No, you!"

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

"First caller is Rudolph, from the North Pole, you're on Rudolph. What's your problem?!. . . And before you speak, lt me just remind everyone that I spent ten years as a detective specializing in tracking down prank callers and mercilessly destroying their self-esteem."

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

Robinson Crusoe on the phone - "Big job. No problem, it'll be done by Friday."

Butler and his friend drinking in a cellar

Business executive has desk sign stating: I am in a meeting.

Collar I.D.

"Terrific! A hit! Broadway at its best!"

Woman on the phone while her kids cause chaos in the background.

"I've been talking on this phone so much, I'm getting cauliflower ears."

"Thank you for holding, your prayers have advanced in the queue and will be answered by the next available deity."

Phone Calls As a Child and As an Adult

'My son never called me until he became a telemarketer.'