Duck Call Enthusiast Gifts

'This duck call costs more than my cell phone did.'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Duck Hunt

How about going easy on the carbs

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Mother Duck.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Business Duck

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

Mistaken baby ducks.

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

"No, son. Let him finish."

Could I have my Bill ?

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

'I agree that it's nice of them to throw us bread, but frankly, it's always stale...'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'