Dork Enthusiasts Gifts

'Kids! It's time to come in, it's getting dork outside!'

65 Million Years Ago

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

'Debate Club cheerleader. We have a lot in common. I was a total dork, too.'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"Can you recommend a suitable white wine to drink with my red wine?"

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

Dorothy gets a visit from her funny Valentine.

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

Jurassic Ark

Doggie Bowl Drill

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

Dinosaur Pet Stores

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

'It's just one night of the week you can't go out with your friends! It's not the end of the world!'

Tyrannosaurus Wrecked.

'Look out, he has a gun!'

"Sorry about this. Some kids from the neighborhood flushed a cherry bomb down our sub-atomic particle accelerator."

'As part of the green revolution, our report cards were printed on biodegradable paper...'

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

NBA Vampire

"Did you have anything to do with the lawn sprinklers coming on?!"

Butler and his friend drinking in a cellar

Ted's confidence quickly fades.

'I know I'm not that affectionate, son. It's just not easy for me to give you hugs.'

'I've been looking everywhere for that!'

'I know that right now I don't have too much to offer to your daughter, but I promise you that in a few million years my fossilized remains will cost more than one hundred dollars a barrel.'

"Everything taste like pterodactyl to you."