Dorky Chic Seeker T-Shirts

'Be honest, do I look that dorky?'

wattle covers

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

Born to be Mild.

The Final Selfie

Swan in a trenchcoat.

'Debate Club cheerleader. We have a lot in common. I was a total dork, too.'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Joseph and his coat

The Phyllis Diller Collection

How Gary got his groove back.

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

Figure 1. Termite queen maternity wear

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'

Tattoo Parlour: 'I brought the pig because I have no space left.'

Emo Snail

"We're looking for a pediatrician who reflects our design sensibility."

"I don't want to look ridiculous at the clown convention!"

Dog Tattoo

Man using 'Big N-Sexy Hair Gel'.

'Forget it, Bob, they're way to skinny!'

Flip This Housecoat

Barbers Shop: 'I think we can manage the look you're after sir - just stand with your back against...'

'Where are the jockey shorts?'

'Surely we can settle this like Civilized People!'

Giant Shoe Sale

Going to the fitting rooms.

'It says white man got a tattoo, in chinese.'

"You know, Estella's pretty cool."

Author who wants his novel pierced.

Cartoon showing the clothes worn by aliens on other planets (They are remarkably similar to those here on earth).

EEK! You've got hat hair!