Shabby Chic Seeker T-Shirts

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"An everything Martini, please."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

wattle covers

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Do not disturb...

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Joseph and his coat

"You're stealing the blanket."

The Phyllis Diller Collection

Louis XIV

Join me in a cup of tea!

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

'It's so cold in here, and the heat is on full blast!'

Wine and Books Bar.

Winter 2008.

'Be honest, do I look that dorky?'

All-you-can-wear.

Emo Snail

'The designer stubble is getting a little out of hand Rasputin!'

"I'm just waiting to become fashionable again"

'Early Toupees'.

Barbers Shop: 'I think we can manage the look you're after sir - just stand with your back against...'

'Surely we can settle this like Civilized People!'

Countess

Giant Shoe Sale

Ah Darling, my favourite time of the year! I'm well fed, have a hot chocolate with marshmallows, and it's time to hibernate...

Flip This Housecoat