Shabby Chic Seeker Gifts

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"An everything Martini, please."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

wattle covers

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Do not disturb...

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Joseph and his coat

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

The Phyllis Diller Collection

"You're stealing the blanket."

Louis XIV

Join me in a cup of tea!

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

'It's so cold in here, and the heat is on full blast!'

All-you-can-wear.

Wine and Books Bar.

Winter 2008.

Emo Snail

'Be honest, do I look that dorky?'

'The designer stubble is getting a little out of hand Rasputin!'

"I'm just waiting to become fashionable again"

Countess

Antiques Roadshow Here Today!

Barbers Shop: 'I think we can manage the look you're after sir - just stand with your back against...'

'Surely we can settle this like Civilized People!'

'Early Toupees'.

Giant Shoe Sale

Flip This Housecoat