Dorky Chic Seeker Gifts

'Be honest, do I look that dorky?'

wattle covers

Born to be Mild.

The Final Selfie

Swan in a trenchcoat.

'Debate Club cheerleader. We have a lot in common. I was a total dork, too.'

Joseph and his coat

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

How Gary got his groove back.

The Phyllis Diller Collection

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

Figure 1. Termite queen maternity wear

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'

Tattoo Parlour: 'I brought the pig because I have no space left.'

Emo Snail

"We're looking for a pediatrician who reflects our design sensibility."

Dog Tattoo

Man using 'Big N-Sexy Hair Gel'.

'Forget it, Bob, they're way to skinny!'

Flip This Housecoat

"You know, Estella's pretty cool."

'Surely we can settle this like Civilized People!'

Giant Shoe Sale

Going to the fitting rooms.

Author who wants his novel pierced.

Cartoon showing the clothes worn by aliens on other planets (They are remarkably similar to those here on earth).

'Where are the jockey shorts?'

'It says white man got a tattoo, in chinese.'

Barbers Shop: 'I think we can manage the look you're after sir - just stand with your back against...'

The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe Stylist.

EEK! You've got hat hair!