Shabby Chic Enthusiast Gifts

"Genuine shabby chic - popularly described in the 20th century as: 'knackered old tat!'"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"He's deliciously vintage."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

Wearing all black

Gallery Guide

"Don't get mad at me - you're the one who threw your robe in the dryer."

How to dress for a Skype meeting when you work from home

"I got tired of running a huge mill, so I opened up a small steel boutique."

'The latest look is once again wearing your boyfriends old jumper'

Sloane Ranger.

"I told my parents you're a lumberjack."

"Oooh, wind chimes�how New Age."

"I love what you've done with your place."

'Industrial Real Estate' fine tuning 'Distribution'

"Me? A bum? Why, no. I just love trains."

"I can't walk in these shoes, which is a problem, because I can't sit down in this skirt."

The need for Tweed

"No haircut today, Peter. Just tousle me."

Power suits: Wind-power suits.

Man wears part of a plant as a tie.

Wardrobe Deficiency Area.

'I wonder if cowboys wear pumps?'

ACME Men's Suits PLC

'I don't know if Kevin knows computers or not, but he looks and dresses like a nerd.'

"Mink? Are you kidding? With all the proests about wearing fur? No, this coat is made of grass!"

'I'm going for a vagabond chic look.'

"To think a daughter of mine gets caught shoplifting cheap cosmetics. What have I taught you? Go for luxury brands."