Dork With Flair Mugs

'Debate Club cheerleader. We have a lot in common. I was a total dork, too.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Fly Fishing

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'Distracting the fish.'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"I suppose you think that's funny."

Thumbing a Lift.

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

Football player taking the ball home.

'How many balloons did the kids tie to your doghouse?'

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

Countess

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

'The FDA now requires that we have an actor show you what kinds of side effects you might experience.'

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

"Can you recommend a suitable white wine to drink with my red wine?"

Echo in the hippo.

'I think he's in too much pain to answer!'

Pranking Zombies

"...and the King Cholesterol Meal comes with a side order of CPR."

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

Cat and mouse with elecrtical outlet.

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

"Remember when they just pinned a 'kick me' sign on your back?"

"Thanks for substituting. I left you some private notes in cursive."