Doorman Gifts

"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"

"And will he know what this is regarding?"

Doorman with Four Arms

"She's not my pet. More like a family member, really."

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

Entomological Institute

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"Business bad I see"

Gates of heaven with bouncers

Rather than rely on a hunch to decide who gets into a trendy nightclub, bouncers now Google each person.

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

'While no one questions your abilities as a doorman, Cliff, we've decided to replace you with this wedge of wood.'

'He don't look much but he could break your arm easy.'

'New money or old money?'

'So - what's your problem?'

Posh man jumps out of a burning building into a rainstorm with a doorman holding an umbrella for him.

"This one to your liking, sir?"

Henri's restaurant - Jacket and tie required (Doorman not wearing jacket or tie as it's his last day).

Bumbles bounce

"Did you remember to tip the doorman?"

"This one is for not getting upset if I'm mistaken for a doorman."

"Do you have a reservation?"

"Can't you boys... read?"

"You guys on my left, go ahead and take a whack at it. The rest of you wait right there."

The hotel driveway attendant is a Crash Test Dummy.

'I got my experience for this doorman job as a lookout for my old gang.'

Doorman for the Three Little Pigs

'It's a cease and desist order. States that we can't keep anyone out. It's based on the ruling: The more the merrier.'

Early man was a hunter-gatherer!

Raymond made every effort to keep out the lower order.

"Don't be silly!He's the doorman"

"Miss Plum, send in security please"

'Let me call someone to get your trunk.'

Ombuds (door) man.

Door Security - Head Hitter.