Doorman Gifts

"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"

"And will he know what this is regarding?"

"She's not my pet. More like a family member, really."

Entomological Institute

Doorman with Four Arms

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

'While no one questions your abilities as a doorman, Cliff, we've decided to replace you with this wedge of wood.'

'He don't look much but he could break your arm easy.'

Gates of heaven with bouncers

'So - what's your problem?'

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

Posh man jumps out of a burning building into a rainstorm with a doorman holding an umbrella for him.

"Business bad I see"

'New money or old money?'

"This one to your liking, sir?"

'I got my experience for this doorman job as a lookout for my old gang.'

Doorman for the Three Little Pigs

Henri's restaurant - Jacket and tie required (Doorman not wearing jacket or tie as it's his last day).

Early man was a hunter-gatherer!

'It's a cease and desist order. States that we can't keep anyone out. It's based on the ruling: The more the merrier.'

The hotel driveway attendant is a Crash Test Dummy.

Raymond made every effort to keep out the lower order.

"Don't be silly!He's the doorman"

"Miss Plum, send in security please"

'Let me call someone to get your trunk.'

Ombuds (door) man.

Door Security - Head Hitter.

"Looks like they've got a new bouncer."

"A.B.H., G.B.H., assault and battery. WEll, you appear to have all the required credentials for the position."

Bumbles bounce

"Are you ladies going out for the morning's rush hour carbon monoxide?"

"Can't you boys... read?"

"Do you have a reservation?"

"This one is for not getting upset if I'm mistaken for a doorman."