Door Detective Gifts

"This is probably how they keep getting in."

"Slide dammit!"

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

That's supposed to say garage sale!

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Sale.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Micro and Macro Department,

Don't forget to read the small print.

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Those missing socks...where do they go?

The Bargain Brand

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

Darlene, my intelligence tells me that your fiance is a slob. What intelligence, Rudy? Surveillance photos – dirty clothes and towels thrown on the floor. Dishes piled up in the sink. That's my Mel? How did you get those? Top-flight government spy methods. House of Java.net Cybercafe.

Devil in the detail

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

Black Friday

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns