Door Sign Detective Gifts

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Hither and Yon sign

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

That's supposed to say garage sale!

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Sale.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Hospital Departments

Recalculating

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

You are here.

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Confused drivers

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

A Simplified Map Airport Map

The Bargain Brand

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

You are Here

The Life of Riley...

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

Black Friday