Door-knocking Comic Gifts

What happens if you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

"Banana who?"

"Not responding to a knock-knock joke isn't proof he's unconscious."

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

'The answer is still no. I'm not interested!'

'Who's there?'

Bibles r us.

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

"Ding dong ditch is fun, but it's better to watch their reactions when you pretend to be soliciting."

"Please stay on the line. Your call is important to us. If at some point that's no longer true, we will disconnect."

Football ground toilets include one for mascots.

Avon Cosmetics - Ding Dong

"Gods are imaginary friends that have evolved the ability to spread from one human host to another. They are communal parasites, and you are carriers."

"Knock knock."

'Can I stress that this technique must only be used as a last resort.'

One more ring and Bob would set off the Solicitor Glove,

Clay Pigeon Shooters' Federation...