Door Dilemma Gifts

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

Emergency exit into Space

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

'Curiosity'

Door

Proverbs for Real Life. When one door closes it's probably locked and your key is on the other side.

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

"This is probably how they keep getting in."

Snail Peephole

Janus faced

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

'I understand you're upset with the insurance company. While my concern is your bottom, their concern is the bottom line.'

'That Doctor has a lot of nerve...I've waited six weeks for this appointment and he says, 'you're lucky we caught it in time'.'

'I think your doctor gave you the wrong note, Sir. We don't have any bread and milk.'

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."

"How long will it take to widen this door?"

'What a way to start a marriage, losing the key to the front door!'

"I told you to take three teaspoons daily of the medication, not the spoons!"

Man knocked out by doorframe leading into a basketball court.

"I'm ready to leave whenever you are."

welcome / Good riddance: "Over here. That's the back door."

I know I've got a key somewhere!!

'. . . Then whatever's the point of it?'

The adorably cute Labradoor (A dog in the shape of a door)

Asking To Be Robbed

"The day I got this job was a real turning point in my career."

What happens if you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

'Is it all right for a vegetarian to wear a poodle skirt?'

'Woman stuck in unfulfilling marriage seeks companion ... Hey, this is your cell phone number!'

'Memory Lane? Yes, it's ... No it's not ... It's ... UM ...'

"Slide dammit!"