Doggie Door Dilemmas Gifts

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Too Much Coffee Man

'Bugger it, we're out of beer!'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'Don't you think you're spoiling him...installling an automatic doggie door?'

Veterinary Surgeon's waiting room, dog walking in through pet door.

'Sammy's going to take you for a little walk.'

"Are you trying to get me nicked."

'Looks like you didn't make the list...but if you can fit through the doggie door, I'll look the other way'

Man knocked out by doorframe leading into a basketball court.

Dog fetching smelly slippers.

"I should've never taught you to shake."

"I know I said my dog had no teeth, mister- but that's not my dog!"

To maximize energy efficiency, Elwood's owners install a doggie window instead of a doggie door.

"I'm ready to leave whenever you are."

I know I've got a key somewhere!!

'That's $10.00 for Ben's physical, $7.50 for the rabies shot, $22.50 for the pants, $14.95 for the shirt...'

'This one is the Andy door honey.'

'Wait...Sir...It's customary to pay for services when rendered!'

A dog biscuit company sounds like a really wise choice to me.

'I think I know how the robbers got in. Someone forgot to lock the doggy door.'

"Please feel free to regift it."

Choices that face a dog.

'I'm sorry Roland, I'm starving and I'll have to have to eat you...sniff. Roland would have loved those bones.'