Dog Door Skeptic Gifts

Asking To Be Robbed

"I'm working from home today."

"No religious nuts!"

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'Don't you think you're spoiling him...installling an automatic doggie door?'

Today's Sermon: Is There Really A Dog?

'Curiosity'

"This is probably how they keep getting in."

Bad Dog!

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

Snail Peephole

Veterinary Surgeon's waiting room, dog walking in through pet door.

"I had to decide—am I living for the American Kennel Club, or am I living for me?"

Pet Doors Inc. In trays and out trays??" in, out, in, out…

'The answer is still no. I'm not interested!'

'Every dog has his day - But the nights belong to us.'

'There's probably no dog.'

To maximize energy efficiency, Elwood's owners install a doggie window instead of a doggie door.

'Looks like you didn't make the list...but if you can fit through the doggie door, I'll look the other way'

It is not enough that I receive a treat. The dog must also be deprived of one.

I Love You, Man! Dude, that's just the catnip talking.

"I love it when dogs work on their stupid."

'This one is the Andy door honey.'

Cat lover responding to dog like a cat.

man refusing pony ride at the seaside

"Guys, I know my PlayStation is in there!"

"When I said you could write a paper for extra credit, I was open to almost anything...and then you handed in 'Fifty Millon Cajillion Ways I Hate Dogs'."

'I think I know how the robbers got in. Someone forgot to lock the doggy door.'

Sign on church reads 'Thou Shalt Not Solicit'.

"Slide dammit!"

"Hey fellows, this one's open."

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