Door Knocker Enthusiast Gifts

'Can I stress that this technique must only be used as a last resort.'

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Macho man body building club.

"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

"Who's there?" "Who's askin'!?"

"You rang?"

Sale: All Doors Massively Reduced!

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

The Great Out-doors

At death's door

X-Ray toilets.

'Poor Oog -- he invented the door, and locked himself out of his cave.'

Bibles r us.

The best way to teach the cat how to read?

Aspirin company - Door pushes in and turns.

welcome / Good riddance: "Over here. That's the back door."

Contrarian Society - Entrance at rear of building.

Postman's Knock.

What happens if you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Remember, when one door closes, another door opens, so don't forget to fix that @#$% latch, too. RJ & Son Locksmiths.

"Don't pretend you didn't notice the Anderson's new doorstops, too! They put ours to shame!"

"The sign's superfluous. That door's locked and bolted."

Door Bell Co. Please Knock.

'Hey! Don't you know how to knock?'

Door 2 Door salesman.

"Gods are imaginary friends that have evolved the ability to spread from one human host to another. They are communal parasites, and you are carriers."

'I need a simple door, nothing fancy, just in, out, nobody gets hurt.'

Every time that soprano next door hits a high note, something breaks! She's a real treble maker!

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