'Hey! Don't you know how to knock?'
Quirky Knocker Collector Gifts
Looking for a gift that speaks to your collection-loving, quirky side? Our selection celebrates door knocker collectors and zany enthusiasts alike. Find humor, charm, and creativity in every piece, perfect for sprucing up your space or surprising a fellow collector with something truly original. Whether you're adding to your collection or searching for a witty gift for a creative friend, our products combine playful design with artistic flair.
"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."
Larry's used art
Seagiraffes
"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."
'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'
Toadstools
"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."
"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"
"Will you have a Sphinx?"
Raincloud Umbrella
Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.
"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."
Duck Hunt
Piranhaclaus
Thinks he's too cool for school.
Early cyborg.
Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.
"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."
Best before 65 million BC.
"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."
"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."
"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"
A man walks his dog wearing a cone.
"Now, why didn't I think of that?"
"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."
Ice shelfie.
"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."
'Anorak anoraks'.
A trevor of trainspotters
Freaks of nature exhibit.
Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.
Dog selling toilet water on front lawn
'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'
Inflating Boobs.
Quirky Knocker Collector Gifts Collection
Quirky Knocker Collector Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate quirky knocker collectors—perfect for mornings or as a humorous gift for enthusiasts.
Quirky Knocker Collector Pillows
Find pillows that bring a touch of quirky charm and personality to your living space, celebrating your collector's spirit.
Quirky Knocker Collector Prints
Browse prints that highlight the whimsical and artistic side of quirky knocker collecting—perfect for decorating your creative space.
Quirky Knocker Collector T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that showcase your love of unusual collectibles and quirky interests—ideal for casual, creative expression.