Toilet Door Humor Gifts

Football ground toilets include one for mascots.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Crisis'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Lavatory Waterfall

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

New York Scatological Society

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.

WC problem.

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

The Rural Bidet...

Toilet humour

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

'God, it's a relief to get away from that exhibition of a bit.'

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space