Toilet Door Humor Gifts

Football ground toilets include one for mascots.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"This stool shall pass."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

'Crisis'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Lavatory Waterfall

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

New York Scatological Society

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

"I hate my job!"

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

Portalouvre

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

The Rural Bidet...

WC problem.

Toilet humour

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."