Dominant Digger Gifts

'Anything else need tying up?'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Go! Means NOW!

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

Sunbathers.

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'I think I've scored.'

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

Put it in petty cash.

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

"Yorick, you dolt! Alas, poor Yorick!"

"I'm here to gets the gold"

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'Can Kevin come out and play?'

"It's my dream job. I love it – except for the part where I realize I'm naked."

"You must stop digging up the past."

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

'I think someone wants you to search for buried bones.'

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

'So much for the sheriff who was going to clean up our town.'

'Really! - you have an aim in life - how quaint!'