Goal Diggers Gifts

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'

Reach for the Star.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Go! Means NOW!

Bullseye!

Sunbathers.

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

Upward Progress

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Tenacity trumps everything!

'I think I've scored.'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Ok, team it's a tie. We're going into overtime. First score wins the game! Let's see your fiercest game faces! That's it! My sudden death panel!

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

Wilfried Zaha

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

January Joiner

Gareth Bale

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

"You can do it!"