Digging Champion Gifts

"O.K., Peter, time to go."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

Sunbathers.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

"This thing isn't working."

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Digger.

'Anything else need tying up?'

'Go ahead and dig, you said! what are the odds there's a pipe right there, you said!'

"Yes, it was a bit stressful digging through all those bones, but it wasn't a cemetery, it was just the stash of an overzealous dog..."

Pinterest shaming

Archaeologists

A boy is in a hole that he just dug.His uncle says:'You've learned a life lesson today . . . Digging your ass off for treasure only to end up in a septic tank!'

'Santa Clause would never of fitted through that fireplace, so I've widened it.'

Archaeology department

'William and I dug up this little place just last week!'

"A bone is a bone right?"

"Terrible, I couldn't fall asleep no matter how hard I tried."

'Why don't you put that little black belt thingy to good use, and karate chop me a couple of shelves for the hall closet!'

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'

"Your digging technique is totally wrong. You should use the simple law of physics..."

"OK guys - we'll show them how to dig for coal."

'You're an Archeologist right? So why don't you go and dig in OUR garden for a change!'

Faculty Lounge. Archeologists throw the worst parties --- We went to a field and looked for leg bones. It wasn't a party, Ernie. It was a "shin-dig."

Character trucks #2 Digger.

Heating costs.

'Well, let's get to it. You pull one side and I'll pull the other.'