Digging Champion Pillows

"O.K., Peter, time to go."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

Sunbathers.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Digger.

'Anything else need tying up?'

'Go ahead and dig, you said! what are the odds there's a pipe right there, you said!'

"Yes, it was a bit stressful digging through all those bones, but it wasn't a cemetery, it was just the stash of an overzealous dog..."

Archaeologists

Pinterest shaming

'William and I dug up this little place just last week!'

A boy is in a hole that he just dug.His uncle says:'You've learned a life lesson today . . . Digging your ass off for treasure only to end up in a septic tank!'

'Santa Clause would never of fitted through that fireplace, so I've widened it.'

"Terrible, I couldn't fall asleep no matter how hard I tried."

"A bone is a bone right?"

Archaeology department

'Why don't you put that little black belt thingy to good use, and karate chop me a couple of shelves for the hall closet!'

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'

"Your digging technique is totally wrong. You should use the simple law of physics..."

Never give up! Unless it's really h.....

'Well, let's get to it. You pull one side and I'll pull the other.'

Character trucks #2 Digger.

"I'll go, but only if you promise we won't stay long."

"OK guys - we'll show them how to dig for coal."

Heating costs.