Domestic Servant Gifts

Snobbery Towards Servants

"Madame asks how your program is?"

A Page Drawing

"I'm ready to go to sleep; you may now close my eyes."

"Why do all butlers say m' lud at the end of every sentence!"

"You rang, sir?"

"Can I draw you a bath sir?"

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Balancing work and family

"I had to skip my workout."

"I don't do windows."

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Ironing day.

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

Washing Line Walker

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.