Domestic Workers Gifts

Trouble

"I'm working from home today."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Ironing day.

"I don't do windows."

The household cavalry

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

Leaf blowers at dawn.

Cook asking for her vinaigrette after recieving an offer from the dustman

'Hello, is that the employment agency? It's about the domestic you sent me.'

Servant running after a couple dressed up for a fancy ball with the door-key

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

Kit makes an appointment

The kitchen at Abel Cottage

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

Working from Home

We're with the gutter cleaning service ….

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

Maid

'Oh my god, it's the Grim Housekeeper!'

"This is the best news."

Working from Home