Domestic Workers Pillows

"I'm working from home today."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"I don't do windows."

Ironing day.

The household cavalry

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

Leaf blowers at dawn.

'Hello, is that the employment agency? It's about the domestic you sent me.'

Kit makes an appointment

The kitchen at Abel Cottage

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

Cook asking for her vinaigrette after recieving an offer from the dustman

Servant running after a couple dressed up for a fancy ball with the door-key

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

Working from Home

Maid

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

'Oh my god, it's the Grim Housekeeper!'

"This is the best news."

Working from Home

Labor abuse