Domestic Work Pillows

"As your evilness can see, it's nigh impossible to keep the clean clothes from falling on the floor."

Flunkey explaining to housemaid that he is not accustomed to physical exertion

Ironing day.

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

The Missing Sock Returns

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

"I'm working from home today."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Kitchen Tetris

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

A DIY disaster.

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

"I don't do windows."

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

Washing Line Walker

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

'But you said to clean my room.'

The household cavalry

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."