Domestic Work Pillows

"As your evilness can see, it's nigh impossible to keep the clean clothes from falling on the floor."

Flunkey explaining to housemaid that he is not accustomed to physical exertion

Ironing day.

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"I'm working from home today."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Kitchen Tetris

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

A DIY disaster.

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"I don't do windows."

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

Washing Line Walker

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

The household cavalry

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

'But you said to clean my room.'

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'