Domestic Activities Pillows

The Brook-Green Volunteer Pt. 8

Wedding Cake with groom hoovering

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"She's been so creative lately."

Dog Walking Services

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

The Missing Sock Returns

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Hungry child

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

The Family Joules: Part 16

"Man's best friends."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Kitchen Tetris

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."