Domestic Skills Pillows

Home Schooling: "And this is what we call the 'washing machine'."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Kitchen Tetris

"I don't do windows."

Ironing day.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

Culinary surgery.

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"Think about the honey."

Pest Control

Separation Anxiety

Child doing the washing up

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

"I am not ‘politicizing the issue’ — I simply asked you to pick up your room!"

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'Harold, I told you to take out the trash!'

Tortoise polishing his shell

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

Fishing Contest

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"