Domestic Skills Gifts

Home Schooling: "And this is what we call the 'washing machine'."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

The Missing Sock Returns

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Kitchen Tetris

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

"I don't do windows."

Ironing day.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

Pest Control

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

Culinary surgery.

"Think about the honey."

Separation Anxiety

Child doing the washing up

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Tortoise polishing his shell

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

'Harold, I told you to take out the trash!'

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"I am not ‘politicizing the issue’ — I simply asked you to pick up your room!"

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

Fishing Contest

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"