Domestic Activities Mugs

The Brook-Green Volunteer Pt. 8

Wedding Cake with groom hoovering

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Dog Walking Services

"She's been so creative lately."

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Hungry child

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"Man's best friends."

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Kitchen Tetris

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Happy Turkey Day!