Domestic Service Worker Gifts

'I was meant to become a peanut butter, but someone forgot to cross the final t.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"I don't do windows."

Ironing day.

The household cavalry

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

'Hello, is that the employment agency? It's about the domestic you sent me.'

Leaf blowers at dawn.

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

The kitchen at Abel Cottage

Kit makes an appointment

Cook asking for her vinaigrette after recieving an offer from the dustman

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"You gave me the wrong drink. I demand a total refund!!" "OK. Where's the drink?" "What do you mean? I drank it. It wasn't till I was done that I realized it was the wrong drink. The right drink leaves a different aftertaste." "You can't finish the drink and then ask for a refund. That's not how it works." "You didn't tell me that before I paid for the wrong drink. So that's on you." "That's not how it works!"

Servant running after a couple dressed up for a fancy ball with the door-key

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

We're with the gutter cleaning service ….

'Oh my god, it's the Grim Housekeeper!'

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

Maid

Working from Home

"This is the best news."

Working from Home

"Maybe you're not underemployed - maybe you're just overeducated."

Labor abuse

"One of the advantages to working from home is free tech support!"

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."