Domestic Humor Appreciators Pillows

Man watching football accuses cleaner of foul play.

Playing Fetch.

baby sweetcorn...

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"They're so like us."

"He was a sea rescue."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

Divine Desk Bins

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

A Quiet Rebuke.

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"Mulch madness"

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Sheep In Curlers

"My guess it's guacamole."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

Telekinetics on strike...

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."