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Working from home

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Moses' Tablet

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

Cat Burglar

Falstaff

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'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

TV jester.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

Hamlet

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Storm in a magic lamp.

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"Mulch madness"

Cheating Death.

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."