Domestic Humor Appreciators Gifts

Man watching football accuses cleaner of foul play.

Playing Fetch.

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

baby sweetcorn...

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"They're so like us."

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"He was a sea rescue."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

A Quiet Rebuke.

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Divine Desk Bins

Comb Sweet Comb

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"Mulch madness"

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Sheep In Curlers

"My guess it's guacamole."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Feline Evolution.

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

Telekinetics on strike...

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.