Domestic Humor Lover Gifts

When men go shopping.

"Leave those�.Kevin'll do the washing up."

'My husband discovered fire, so he expects me to cook!'

Lady ruining the jigsaw puzzle of her husband with her vacuum cleaner.

"Thanks very much for helping with the laundry, sweetheart, but I said a capful of detergent, not a cupful!"

'I wish you'd pick up your things after you excercise!'

'My parents are having a fight right now.'

'George, I can't sleep with a window shade flapping! Get up and fix it!'

'He was polite. Too polite. He would knock before opening the fridge door.'

Mark and Gwyneth had a dark secret. At night, once the curtains were closed to the suburban world outside, the facade they put up to the neighbours was revealed to be 100 genuine...they were totally boring.

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'Are you just going to loaf around all day?'

'How many times do I have to tell you about putting the toilet seat back up?'

'You are determined to catch something today aren't you?'

'The secret to peaceful, wedded bliss, son, is TWO TV sets!'

"Sigh, I was only five minutes late, but of course, the dinner was then cold, so she was upset..."

"For the last time Helen, I'm on a murderous rampage. I'm not going to chew with my mouth closed."

"It's your own fault! Remember when I told you to wash that shirt in cold water?"

"Quit with that racket - you're scaring the fish."

"I guess my Knight in Shining Armor is resting between challenges!"

"Bless this turkey - and bless the bird we are about to eat. . ."

I just hope one of our wedding gifts is a better can opener. Just married.

The Prodigal Son Returns To Do His Laundry

"Dusk was Victor Hugo's favorite part of the day, too."

"For God's sake! Let the man have his simple pleasures."

"Mulch madness"

"Can I turn off the game and set the table? Ha, ha! Oh, honey, you are hilarious!"

"Trish, this is my mother. Mom, put down the cheese grater."

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Sheep Knitting With Wool From Partner.

"Oh dear, you've been in another power struggle."

'My wife! The cleaning robot!'

'I knew something was wrong when the dirty dishes kept piling up in the sink.'

"In the forecast, I expect a hurricane of wrath at my address when my wife finds out what I've been spending all our money on."