Domestic Harmony Advocate Pillows

Hurry with the brush please, my jewellery needs a clean!

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Separation Anxiety

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

"Everybody in the whole damn household is alpha."

Looks like I do dishes again.

'You're always taking the fun out of everything!'

Magic Carpet Cleaning

Workplace bullying.

Blanket Pull

'I know I promised to love, honour and cherish you but I don't remember saying I'd cook for you.'

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

"Harold, have you reaped huge gains that you have not told me about?"

Theirs and Theirs

Happy Everything

Shooting the Dove of Peace

Plumbing Co - we repair what your husband fixed.

'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'

'That's it? The facts of life? Mom washes the dishes and you dry them?'

'If your mom's not happy then nobody's happy, right dad.'

Musical washing

Woman is on computer searching a website for lost socks.

'How about we get this closet organizer as a together gift?'

"A Therapist didn't save my marriage. A plumber and a second bathroom saved my marriage!"

'I guess you have another excuse for not taking out the garbage.'

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"The secret to a good marriage son is to do most of the spring cleaning..."

"That's fine. I've learned to enjoy TV with no sound when we're at odds."

What we need more of. . . Love, World Peace, A Uniting of America. . .