Household Harmony Advocate Pillows

'The 61,421,096th Lady.'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"This happens everytime someone asks to speak to the head of the household."

Separation Anxiety

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

"Everybody in the whole damn household is alpha."

Looks like I do dishes again.

Magic Carpet Cleaning

'You're always taking the fun out of everything!'

Workplace bullying.

Blanket Pull

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.'

"Harold, have you reaped huge gains that you have not told me about?"

Theirs and Theirs

Applying skills in teaching special needs students to dealing with colleagues.

Plumbing Co - we repair what your husband fixed.

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

'That's it? The facts of life? Mom washes the dishes and you dry them?'

Musical washing

'If your mom's not happy then nobody's happy, right dad.'

'You told me to put away the groceries.'

Woman is on computer searching a website for lost socks.

Conflict resolution in the workplace.

'How about we get this closet organizer as a together gift?'

'Herbert just loves to help with the dishes.'

"The secret to a good marriage son is to do most of the spring cleaning..."