Domestic Disaster Preventer Gifts

'...And how are you managing without me at home?'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"Hello?"

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

'Throw it out. . . we never use it, unless you can think of someone that might need it.'

"Okay, what's your next, more expensive security system?"

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

"We've completely child-proofed our home."

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Santa hosing the Chimney.

'You can't beat the old style security systems!'

'Goodnight honey... did you remember to unplug the baby?'

'I know the fire's in the kitchen, but that program just irks the hell out of me.'

"Let's pick up our cars now, 'kay Puddin'?"

'New normal' family life

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

'Well those stair gates were a complete waste of money'

"Did we turn off the stove?"

'I lost him in the house, but don't worry, a snake that big should be easy to find.'

'Check you house for termites, Lady?'

"Which area of the house is the most dangerous? A. Your wet bathroom, B. Your dirty kitchen, or C. Your cluttered garage?"

"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."

'Is your house baby-proofed?'

"Knock! Knock! Who's there? What, seriously? You mean you haven't installed personal security cameras?"

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

Leaking washing machine.

Beware of Dogs

Little Did She Know