Dolphin Whisperer Gifts

"If we could decipher their language we'd have a clue to their intelligence levels."

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

"How do they expect us to write back?"

"See? Incomprehensible scribble! This confirms our research findings that these animals have absolutely no understanding of our language."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Polly txt speak

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Local Knowledge

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

Gardener

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Ice fisher.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"River well stocked this year."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Man fishing with large bait

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Reverse psychology

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"Get out of my face!"

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'